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volbeat?

OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
edited May 2014 in Debate & Discourse
because every tour has them
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volbeat? 26 votes

generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals
42%
OPPNOCAPNolaFree810Rex_Capone420balanced_void91FIRENATHANIELHACKETTMetalCoresadesGuruTiradesOfTruthSATANsh1ttalker 11 votes
listenable, but not in large amounts
38%
UPfreebirdGazorpazorpfieldHOODSThat_Guy_ArloMenAreTrashTiger...Me_TyrantHybrid69 10 votes
fucking love volbeat! check out my dildo collection too!
7%
FLATmonicaa 2 votes
fucking love volbeat and I own no dildos
11%
TravisXenoGregTheShowerDemon 3 votes
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,484 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    They can riff at times, but meh. Only song I kinda dug of their was the one with King Diamond on the vocals. 

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,558 spicy boy
    fucking love volbeat! check out my dildo collection too!

    >likes the riffs

    >only song you like is from new album

  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    I was into mr and mrs ness for a while, mainly for the instrumentals.

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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    listenable, but not in large amounts

    Guitar Gangsters/Cadillac Blood is a fun album

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    far worse out there, also far better

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,484 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    >likes the riffs

    >only song you like is from new album

    Yea. But their vocals kill it for me. Some of their riffs are pretty groovy/thrashy, which I can dig. But their vocalist is like Elvis meets 90s James "YEAH" Hetfield. 

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals
    maybe Im just very against them because of this... maybe some can relate

    the main hard rock/"metal" radio station here are theyre a bunch of fucking 35 year old men who seem to still be stuck in their college days and circle jerk over buttrock and bud light. a lot of events, mainly festivals, that I attend are sponsored by them. even shows that I absolutely dont want their business at, like tool, they are there. they bring this stupid ass van, open all the doors, and blast the shittiest music at the loudest volume, as if all of us in line are dying to hear it. maybe some are, idk.

    anyway, when that warriors call song came out, they hopped the fuck on the volbeat train and masturbated profusely to it. every fucking show they showed up for for a good year and a half after it dropped was bombarded with that song. every time. Ive probably heard that song a hundred times while hanging in the venues or waiting for doors to open. eventually I just stopped showing up till a while after doors, but they were still there, and so was that song.

    probably why I really cant stand volbeat.
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    listenable, but not in large amounts

    Just stop going to big shows. Problem solved. 

  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    not just big shows, they cover local stuff too. and they were at the gojira/dtp/atlas moth show too. shit got me heated.

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,558 spicy boy
    fucking love volbeat! check out my dildo collection too!

    masturbated profusely to it =))
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,484 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    A 5FDP, Volbeat, and Hellyeah tour was announced apparently. 

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    saw that and lold hard

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,558 spicy boy
    fucking love volbeat! check out my dildo collection too!

    Devin asked if I wanted to go
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    a lot of sibling lovin goin on on that tour

  • GregTheShowerDemonGregTheShowerDemon Posts: 465 salt miner
    fucking love volbeat and I own no dildos

    yep thats correct, accoriding to dumbshit assfucker WK VOlbeat is touring with 5FDP & Hellyeah in the fall for 'Tresspass America 2' - looks liek that bitches uproar lineup was FAKE  after all  . fuck wk.  

  • GuruGuru Posts: 2,089 juggalo
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    Just pitiful.


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,405 spicy boy
    generic buttrock band with elvis on vocals

    >likes the riffs

    >only song you like is from new album

    Yea. But their vocals kill it for me. 



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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I give Volbeat 2 thumbs down

  • GregTheShowerDemonGregTheShowerDemon Posts: 465 salt miner
    fucking love volbeat and I own no dildos
    what the hell? Volbeat kicks fuckin ass & is original fuck u guys u jsut hate on anything that is new jsut liek u fuckers hate on Ghost  & Foxy Shazam  

  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I believe you were looking for "fucking love volbeat! check out my dildo collection too!"
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