Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Family Scumbag Stories

JobeJobe Posts: 10,945 master of ceremonies
edited July 22 in Debate & Discourse
We all have them, let's hear em.


>wife's sister has issues 
>mental illness, scratch ticket habit, drug use etc. (The bad drugs, not fun drugs)
>will be a big hit in here 

>rear ended somebody hard
>driving her husband's brothers car
>both cars smashed 
>car gets towed to Ford dealership (closest place)
>bro in law (her husband, good guy can be scummy tho) gets notification
>$100 a day for storage if not gone today
>needs help towing it home 
>K I'll help 
>SIL knows we are going to tow car 
>tells us to hurry
>drive over to dealership with truck 
>get there 
>strap hood down
>bend fenders to clear front tires 
>go to strap up 
>notice drivers side rear tire gone 
>WTF 
>bro in law wants to grab one off different vehicle
>say no, put on donut from trunk
>no lug nuts 
>take one off each other tire
>he says he's gonna load broken bits from the ground into different car
>uggh
>nope, your shit goes in your trunk 
>tow car home no issues 
>unhooking car
>Sister in law watching 
>sister in laws neighbor comes up 
>"thanks for selling me that tire"
>she knew there was no fucking tire, she sold the tire and never said shit 
>wasn't even her tire 









Let's go MU.
Pass the god damn butter.
Post edited by Jobe on
«1

Comments

  • DimeDime Posts: 7,616 destroyer of motherfuckers
    >Scumbag Uncle 
    >Works to give his bitch of a wife all his money
    >In turn goes around to my other uncle's and my mother (his sister) begging for cash
    >owes my mom $2,000
    >Asks if I want a job
    >Sure, I was unemployed at the time
    >"All you have to do is send me a picture of your credit card and social security card"
    >Lolnope.JPEG
    >"Rats" he says
    >Texts my brother
    >Bro idiotically complies 
    >$2,000 missing from his bank account
    >To this day, no idea how he did it with just a pic of the SS card and credit card 
    >Shows up to my house two days later
    >Gives my mom her $2,000 back
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 28,773 jayfacer
    brother inlaw hit on sister-in-law... ruined family holidays n get togethers... my sister is strong or nuts for stayin with the fukkr

    aint nothin to it, Gangsta Rap made me do it...

    UPfreebird said:
    MU is pointless without Catz

    [-(

  • OPPOPP Posts: 48,364 spicy boy
    I love winning with women
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 28,773 jayfacer
    Dime said:
    >Scumbag Uncle 
    >Works to give his bitch of a wife all his money
    >In turn goes around to my other uncle's and my mother (his sister) begging for cash
    >owes my mom $2,000
    >Asks if I want a job
    >Sure, I was unemployed at the time
    >"All you have to do is send me a picture of your credit card and social security card"
    >Lolnope.JPEG
    >"Rats" he says
    >Texts my brother
    >Bro idiotically complies 
    >$2,000 missing from his bank account
    >To this day, no idea how he did it with just a pic of the SS card and credit card 
    >Shows up to my house two days later
    >Gives my mom her $2,000 back
    used his cc transfers 2000 to his paypal... must have a paypal card with atm access

    aint nothin to it, Gangsta Rap made me do it...

    UPfreebird said:
    MU is pointless without Catz

    [-(

  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 36,613 master of ceremonies
    edited July 22
    All from the same family that I'm glad I'm not technically related to. It's my wife's step dad but I don't think he really qualifies as he came into the picture around the time she graduated high school. 

    Her step dad
    is a suspected cheater
    im at lunch
    he walks in with mistress.
    busted 
    scumbag 

    his  brother
    molestes daughter for years.
    girl finally rats him out at like 14
    all of that trash of family shuns her and says she's a liar
    he ends up found guilty as she was able to prove it
    goes to prison for years 
    family still shuns the girl for being a snitch 
    fucking kidding me 

    his other brother
    pill problem
    pops pills and has some drinks 
    crosses center line smashes into car head on
    kills a monther of 3 young kids 
    lies and says it was black ice
    gets proven he was fucked up there was no black Ice
    still tries to maintain innocence but gets 15 years 
    he still tries to say it was her fault but there is video


    i really hate that fucking family. 


    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 58,312 spicy boy
    My uncle who has hardly worked most of my life showed up at my house wasted last night at 3 am because my other uncle left him at the bar. 

    Does that count? I dont really like either of them
  • DimeDime Posts: 7,616 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It counts. Scumbag move.
  • JobeJobe Posts: 10,945 master of ceremonies
    Damn Ape came out swinging =)

    It all counts Rex. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 7,419 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My girlfriends family are fucking scumbags.

    When she was around 10 her parents opened up a few credit cards in her name maxed them out and never paid which has fucked with her whole life when it comes to her credit.

    She also has 4 younger brothers and 3 of them already have credit cards and bills put into their names which the parents are again just racking up credit card debt and setting these kids up for failure in life. The only reason why her other brother doesn't have any in his name yet is because he's 6.
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • slapslap Posts: 26,871 moneytalker
    How is that even legal?
  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 7,419 destroyer of motherfuckers
    slap said:
    How is that even legal?
    It's not. But I guess when you have valid social security numbers credit card company's, comcast ect. don't look into it enough to know realize these kids are way under 18. 
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • JobeJobe Posts: 10,945 master of ceremonies
    That's a common poor people trick. 

    >electric bill past due
    >gets shut off
    >can't afford the past due
    >gets put in kids name 
    >no prior bill
    >turned on right away
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 58,312 spicy boy
    Yeah one of my best friends had her parents put a phone in her name after she had already moved out. She was like 16.  Had to pay off like a 1k bill before she could buy a house lol. 
  • DEATHSTARDEATHSTAR Posts: 23,634 moneytalker
    I had this ghetto ass black girlfriend that had shitty credit, so she would start fake businesses and use the tax id numbers to get credit and buy shit

  • RutabagaRutabaga Posts: 28,779 spicy boy
    > scumbag mom
    > treats me and my younger like shit our whole lives
    > lives way beyond her means
    > always asking me and sister for money
    > recently kicked my 17 year old sister out of the house over money
    > within a week got a roommate in sisters old room just for money
    > pawned sisters belongings like ipad, tv, phone so she can take a trip
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 58,312 spicy boy
    That is super shitty fuck
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 58,312 spicy boy
    My mom owes me a bunch of money but it was all because i was too willing. I dont even want it back at this point. 
  • GaryGary Posts: 12,539 salt miner
    Rutabaga said:
    > scumbag mom
    > treats me and my younger like shit our whole lives
    > lives way beyond her means
    > always asking me and sister for money
    > recently kicked my 17 year old sister out of the house over money
    > within a week got a roommate in sisters old room just for money
    > pawned sisters belongings like ipad, tv, phone so she can take a trip
    that sucks but what really sucks is it's mom...fuck
    my dad was a drunk
    did stupid shit like all drunks
    too much to list
    He's the reason I'm not a drunk
  • JobeJobe Posts: 10,945 master of ceremonies
    These stories need awesomes, not wtf's. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
«1
Sign In or Register to comment.