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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    Everyone gets a solo film! Lets milk it to the ground. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    edited December 2017
    Id be down for a Qui Gon prequel though
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dear God yes 
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,794 spicy boy
    Movie sucked just like I figured it would. Ruining Darth Vader wasn’t enough. Now they hafts ruin Luke, too
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yup. Movie was garbage 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    Going tonight
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Just watched "Mother" and "Better Watch Out" last night.

    BWO was a fun and silly horror-wax spinoff of Home Alone. Mother was visually incredible, heavy on the symbolism.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    Just saw it. I didnt like it. But I dont think its as bad as everyone made it out to be. Dont get me wrong it sucked, but I still hate Rogue One more. 
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Hard disagree. Rogue One was filler, sure. But Last Jedi was ridiculously stupid.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,439 moneytalker
    =))

    It's like you guys have never been through a Star Wars release before.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,202 mod
    Keep sucking the last Jedi's dick


  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    Anyone who complains about the prequels, and then praises this needs to get checked out. 

    -abundance of CGI, check
    -lore altering consequences, check
    -disregard for legacy, check
    -too much humor, check
    -Porgs are basically Gungans, check
    -too much stupid background clutter with CGI aliens and robots, check

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    edited December 2017
    Dime said:
    Hard disagree. Rogue One was filler, sure. But Last Jedi was ridiculously stupid.
    Last Jedi had better fight scenes, especially the space battles, some new tech, and was thematically cool. 

    Its just the story sucked, the characters sucked, and pretty much everything else sucked. 

    I legit didnt even like the battle of Rogue One, and thought literally everything about it was terrible. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,439 moneytalker
    Never been an OP character in Star Wars who later gets their entire backstory filled in later on through other media.



    Not even once.



    Nor should being shot by the most OP hand held weapon in the universe have an impact on ones ability to laser sword fight.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,483 spicy boy
    Lol in the movies Boba Fett literally doesnt do anything. He walks around Vader, goes to Jaba's palace, gets bumped into, and rockets off into the pit. Wow sooooo OP man. 

    And the Emperor is the big bad in the original trilogy, and his back story and rise to power is explained over the course of the 3 prequel movies. Thats not even comparable to Rey. 

    Keep sucking it off.  
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,439 moneytalker
    Lol in the movies Boba Fett literally doesnt do anything. He walks around Vader, goes to Jaba's palace, gets bumped into, and rockets off into the pit. Wow sooooo OP man. 

    And the Emperor is the big bad in the original trilogy, and his back story and rise to power is explained over the course of the 3 prequel movies. Thats not even comparable to Rey. 

    Keep sucking it off.  

    >2 minute intro as a monkey faced holo in the second film
    >big bad of the third, dead at the end by apprentice
    >no explanation, no name, no back story
    >the end
    >no mention of sith, Palpatine, Sideous 
    >fleshed out as a character decades later

    >Be Snoke
    >2 min Intro in tfa as holo
    >Big bad in second, dead by apprentice
    >No explanation, no back story 
    >we are now here, same shit

    >Be R2 
    >pretty OP 
    >4 movies later 
    >new powers
    >he flies now
    >uh OK 

    Same shit. Over and over again.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    seent it

    the bad:
    - leia should have died when the missiles hit. that floating back shit was stupid.
    - finn should have died taking out the cannon. lukewarm on rose as a character. inb4butheplot... empire would have obliterated them anyway. they had minimal firepower to fight back. evacuation would have been necessary no matter what.

    the good
    - snokes throne room
    - snokes death / kylo turning the lightsaber and tricking him into thinking he was going to kill rey
    - the whole second half of the movie in general


    way better than TFA, about on par with rogue one.
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